The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Metamucil. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.