I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

“Hows your bracket looking?” PGP.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.