That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

Having to bring your laptop while on vacation to do work. PGP.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

I had a dream that my tombstone was chiseled in Comic Sans font.

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.