Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.