“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

I’ve never hit the step goal on my fit bit.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

When my alma mater calls me for donations, I tell them to send me more info even though I have no intention of reading it or donating. PGP.

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.