Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

Fell asleep before my team could make its draft pick. PGP

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

“Are you doing anything right now?”

“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Wish that diarrhea from last night would have hit this morning so I’d have a reason to not be in my cube. PGP.