I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

Using 8 hours sick leave for a 40 minute dentist appointment. PGP

A college drop out from my alma mater is about to make $24 million over the next four years playing a game. I’ll advance to 24 cents per minute in that time.

Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

I finally got to start traveling for work, but it’s all on weekends.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.