Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

Being torn between belittling judgement and fleeting jealousy of people who still live with their parents. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight PGP

My coworkers found out my college nickname.

At least Pacquiao’s per second earning didn’t top my salary. PGP.

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP