“You look like you could use a vacation”

Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.

“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP

Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality