“Are you busy?” PGP.

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.