1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

“You were such a loyal supporter of the fraternity as an undergrad, would you consider making a recurring donation now that you’re an alumni?”

My manager is having a grad party for getting her masters. I didn’t get invited.

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.