Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

Accidentally matching outfits. PGP.

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

It’s that time of year where I block all my teacher friends on social media for being on vacation PGP

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new sheets at CostCo #PGP

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.