I’m always tired. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

I don’t care about your kids.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP