This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

Fell asleep half way through Letterman last night. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP