Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP