Priced out a minivan today. PGP

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

Is it 5:00 yet? PGP.

“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.