2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Thinking long term

Bring your child to work day. PGP.

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP