Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Preempting heartburn by immediately chasing a greasy sandwich with a shot of Pepto. PGP

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

The old ladies at work tell me I dress like their husbands. PGP

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP