1: “She looks 20. Too young for you, bro.” 2: “Society blows.” PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

The last time I blacked out was on leg day. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

1: “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” 2: “Not here.” PGP.

Still being hungover from Saturday night at your Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Wedding reception koozies slowly replacing your college koozies. PGP.

Threw out my arm…playing fetch with my dog. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.