I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

1: “I wanna go home.” 2: “We all do.” PGP.

Was forwarded a meeting invite. It started 5 minutes ago. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

Seriously considering failing the company’s drug test on purpose. PGP.

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

“Your Netflix account is in use on another device. Please stop playing on other devices to continue.” PGP.