Some mornings I just want to build a fort in my bed and stay there forever. PGP.

“We’re sorry, but AT&T U-Verse is not available in your area.” PGP.

Signing the “get well” card for a coworker you’ve never met. PGP.

Monday through Friday. PGP.

The only way for me to get to the bathroom is to walk by our VP’s office. Nothing is sacred anymore. PGP.

There are few things in life I hate more than being introduced to new coworkers from other departments. PGP.