Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

Put up as many motivational posters you want, I will be working at the same pace. PGP.

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

Got to use my new umbrella for the first time today…so I’ve got that going for me. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Buying the family-sized bag for yourself. PGP.

There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

A coworker walking by your cubicle as you take a selfie. PGP.