Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

Still taking laundry home for “Easter break.” PGP.

Spending the last half hour at work deciding what fast food you’re grabbing on the way home. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

Accountable for everything, responsible for nothing. PGP.