Actually having to work until the next round of tournament games. #PGP

“Your Chase statement is available online” aka look low many times you ate Chipotle this month

Each time one of your friends gets engaged, you assume it’s because they knocked her up. PGP

My boss emailed me this afternoon. He called my desk phone eight minutes later because he was concerned about me not responding to him yet.

I’m even on a dry-streak for Tinder matches. #PGP

That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

Awkwardly removing valuables from your car while they guy waits to starts detailing it. PGP.

Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.