In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

Co-workers and clients who think your workplace is a kid-friendly environment.

Being bored and still refusing to work. PGP

Filling out a bracket that’s worth no money just because you’re bored. PGP

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.

20 minutes of half-assed work deserving an hour of surfing the web and opening NSFW e-mails on your phone. PGP

When co-workers strike up a conversation in the bathroom.

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing

Last one in, first one out.