I have no cell service at my cube, so I took up smoking so I can go out back and Tinder PGP.

Caring more about power tools and vacuum cleaners than you ever have #PGP

Rolling up your sleeves to look busy instead of actually doing work. #PGP

My Outlook isn’t working, but I’m holding off submitting a ticket to IT, so I can enjoy an empty inbox.

“Sort by price: low – high”

Staring out the window like a sad puppy who does not get walked enough. PGP

Coworkers who take Pi Day way too seriously. #PGP

Already stressing about the imminent hangover 48 hours before I start drinking.

My biggest fear is ending up like my older coworkers.

finally getting to see sunshine during the week thanks to daylight savings time.