Trying to find your own hole in the wall restaurant like Freddy’s BBQ on House of Cards #PGP

Having to book airfare, hotel, and car reservations for your supervisor for a trip your not invited on. PGP.

Realizing you may have peaked in college.

If I worked hard, I’d be successful #PGP

Running out of notches on your belt. Actually needing to go out and buy a new belt as the old one is too small #PGP PGP.

All I have learned from Tinder is that a lot of ugly girls live by me

Being able to gauge how long you’ve been in the bathroom by how much sensation you have left in your legs. #PGP

Ordering the 2 for $20 at Chili’s so you have lunch for tomorrow. PGP.

My computer has required me to reboot it three times already today for updates. PGP.

I have a new cubicle neighbor! I hate my new cubicle neighbor. PGP.