Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

The guy on one side of my cube called the guy on the other…both jackasses are on speakerphone PGP.

Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

Confirmation emails that you unsubscribed to an email list. PGP.

Just realized I’ve been carting around 6 pills of ecstasy at work all day #postgradproblems

Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.

Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.

Looking at vacation packages you can not remotely afford. PGP

Your depression falling to an all-time low as your news feed fills up with spring break photos.

Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.