Doublethink- Fully understanding you are lazy and replaceable. Yet, firmly believing you deserve a raise and bonus. PGP

Last year tequila sunrises on the beach, this year office spring cleaning

Regretting getting your college friend a job in your office.

Taking Tums while at the bar.

ESPN allows a max of 10 brackets. Ill have them finished by lunch.

Returning from a week of vacation and realizing no one noticed you were gone.

Pinch me and I will end you.

Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP

Finding ways to secretly print out and fill out my bracket without my boss noticing.

Having nightmares about checking your inbox on Monday morning.