Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling that ’til Tuesday

I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.

Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

If I put as much effort into my work as I do my bracketology I’d probably be CEO by now.

Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP

“Who do you have winning the tourney?”

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

Having your dreams of a billion dollar bracket crushed before noon. PGP.