I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.

Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

Being unable to determine whether she’s nice or flirting when in the office and afraid of getting referred to HR for trying.

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

Coworker brought in leftovers from a party she hosted. Today I am eating like I don’t want my pants to fit anymore.

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

Congress voting on a bill that actually affects your life.

Wanting to start your own company just because you don’t want to wear pants every day.

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.