The office hot chick immediately going from an 8 to a 2 at a public happy hour…

I’ve been faking it for over a year now, when do I start to make it?

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

Oil change, haircut, or Chipotle. Pick two. PGP.

I spent two hours updating linkedin today, I deserve a nap.

Seriously neglecting routine auto maintenance.

Doing your morning routine the night before, not to be efficient, but to wake up as late as humanly possible.

The laughter that follows after telling a coworker what you actually majored in college.