BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m Done With Jeans

What Do You Do When You Lose Your Group’s Glue?

Maid Of Honor Completely Snaps At Reception In A Drunken Performance For The Ages

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Real Estate License

That Time I Went Home With The Dumbest Man Alive

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Dated my ex for five years and his parents wouldn’t let him propose because he was in grad school. He just got engaged to someone from his grad school. PGP.

Post Grad Problems