BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting A Prenup For ‘Future Start-Up Ideas’ Is One Of The Douchiest Things You Can Do

This New York City Woman Is Charging Way Too Much For Christmas Trees And Needs To Be Stopped

Credit score dropped again. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Four Easy Steps To Take When You Have No Idea Where The Hell You’re Going In Life

Spent my morning looking at houses on Zillow I’ll be able to afford in 20-30 years. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Feeling legitimately tired at 4:30pm on a Friday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My mom’s friend uses tinder. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Here’s The Trailer For ‘The Mummy’ And Oh Yeah Tom Cruise Is In It

Your Foolproof Guide To Having A Great Holiday Party