BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

8 Things You’ll Only See At Desert Trip (AKA Oldchella)

Clear Your Schedule Because Nickelodeon Is Bringing Back ‘Double Dare’ For An Anniversary Special

Some Dude Unplugged The Water Cooler At His Office And Got Tossed In The Frying Pan

Airline Wi-Fi Will Actually Be Useable In Less Than 2 Years

Ranking The Worst Things A Girl Could Make Me Do Over Her Birthday Week

I’m Not Believing For A Second That Young Couples Are Good At ‘Managing Love And Money’

Facebook Is Holding Me Hostage

Glassdoor Releases Its Most Surprising Job Salaries And Most Of Us Are Screwed

What Your Gym Outfit Says About You

Stop Writing Open Letters