Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

I’m still at work. PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.

Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.