The biggest reason (only reason) to workout in the morning is to avoid a crowded gym in the afternoon. I don’t want to wait all day through work just to be third in the bench press line. That shit infuriates me. The only exception to this is running which I do in the afternoon.
Nice! I’m just a POG reservist. The other problem is this site’s military demographic. Since we’re “Post GRAD Problems,” any military grad is at least E4 with quick promotion and less susceptible to dumb shit like buying a Camaro at 35% interest. I’d still be interested in having the dependa story written out.
I once thought someone should write a version of TGDAG but from a military dependapotamus point of view. But the problem with that is it’d be way too realistic/meta. All the jokes would write themselves.
I think his point is UA fans are so dumb they can’t get accepted into their own college. I’m not sure what their in-state to out-of-state student ratio is but I’d bet it’s around 25%.
My wife and I pretend to sword fight with dildos. I say “pretend” because they’re still in that plastic packaging.
On a somewhat related note, my wife bought like 4-5 suction cup dildos because she discovered /r/dildotrickshots on Reddit. Making dildos stick to walls and ceilings is how we now spend our time.
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You forgot about not buying the American sports car at 35%.
You can do 90% cacao dark chocolate. There’s no way to overeat because 1 square of that is all you can handle.
The biggest reason (only reason) to workout in the morning is to avoid a crowded gym in the afternoon. I don’t want to wait all day through work just to be third in the bench press line. That shit infuriates me. The only exception to this is running which I do in the afternoon.
Also carry extra water to drink. Hydration helps weight loss and mood.
Nice! I’m just a POG reservist. The other problem is this site’s military demographic. Since we’re “Post GRAD Problems,” any military grad is at least E4 with quick promotion and less susceptible to dumb shit like buying a Camaro at 35% interest. I’d still be interested in having the dependa story written out.
I once thought someone should write a version of TGDAG but from a military dependapotamus point of view. But the problem with that is it’d be way too realistic/meta. All the jokes would write themselves.
Bullshit. I bet Nestle produces it.
You are part of the problem.
I think his point is UA fans are so dumb they can’t get accepted into their own college. I’m not sure what their in-state to out-of-state student ratio is but I’d bet it’s around 25%.
Yeah his story actually depresses me. I’ll pour one out for his boy tonight.
I only drink milk with protein powder and it’s whole milk. My only other drinks are water and alcohol.
Local neighborhood has a pool so I’m going to scout it for entry controls. I could also hop the fence but then it’s harder to act like I belong.
Is there a thumbs down button? I really want to thumbs down this submission.
People do that after high school?
Fuck that.
So is “Ketosis/Keto” the new “gluten free?”
My wife and I pretend to sword fight with dildos. I say “pretend” because they’re still in that plastic packaging.
On a somewhat related note, my wife bought like 4-5 suction cup dildos because she discovered /r/dildotrickshots on Reddit. Making dildos stick to walls and ceilings is how we now spend our time.
Sadly I think it’ll be a student loan crash.
Thanks for your input!
Yeah but you can’t eat like total shit. Only half shit.