Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Post Grad Problems

After two and a half years, I’ve finally encountered someone who puts haikus in their e-mail signature.

Post Grad Problems

Give Up On Dating And Start Enjoying Life

To The Idiots Who Proposed On Christmas