The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.