I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

“Please see below.” PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Using Snapchat to check your hair and teeth before getting up from your desk. PGP.

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

I thought I was to the age where the engagements were over, then the next wave started.