Burned my tongue this morning, now I have that weird feeling all day. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

Holiday party is a cash bar. I can’t wait to leave this place. PGP.

Cuffing Season. PGP.

Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.