My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.

I was going to quit drinking during the work week for my NY resolution but Clemson and Bama are in the National Championship. PGP.

New Year, New Me, same morning road rage. PGP.

Hurt my back shaving today. PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Separate email alerts from mint.com for every budget I’ve exceeded for the month. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.