BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Everything in the office having to be gluten free. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Take A Break

Dating Advice, And Why It’s All A Bunch Of Bullshit

The Top Insulting Names I Call My Friends

GIFs Are Nothing But A Crutch For The Unfunny

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

What Kind Of Yuppie Scum Orders This Platinum Margarita?