Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Chatbots Can Now Close Deals, Will Soon Be Able To Steal Your Girlfriend

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Mailbag: Golf Polos In Bars, Older Women, Dating Advice, And Asshole Virgins

You’re Not ‘Funemployed’ — You’re Just Rich

Double Monitor Life: A Love Story

Absolut Vodka Is Employing The Douchiest Tactics To Attract Millennial Customers

Imagine How Bad Everyone Smelled All Of The Time Before Cigarettes Were Banned Indoors