Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Instagram And Snapchat Have Removed Any Bit Of Shame We Had Left

I Guess Millennials Are Spending All Their Money On Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties Now?

Get Rid Of These Filler Words From Your Dating Résumé

My girlfriend is taking fifth year. I’m not. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Take Advantage Of Your Alone Time While You Still Can

How To Keep It Together When You’re Unemployed

It’s Time To Stop Putting Social Experiments On The Internet

Please Stop Appropriating Meat

That Time I Almost Started A Class War In Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Why Do People Still Hate On Hockey?