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6 Other Reasons You Should Probably Delete Your Facebook

Hang In There, America

Net Neutrality Explained By Someone Who Used To Lobby Against It

5 People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: All I Want For Christmas

A 26-Year-Old’s Thoughts On 2017’s Most Popular Baby Names

Thanksgiving: The Most Overrated Holiday Of The Year

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Stop Getting Dogs You Can’t Take Care Of

Apparently Millennials Have Ruined Halloween Too?

Breaking Down The Motivational Quotes Found Around My Office