BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Finding A Quality Wingman Is Harder Than Finding A Girlfriend

A Cold Chicagoan’s Case For Embracing Climate Change

This D.C. Hipster Had The Most Cringe-Worthy Weekend

The Best (And Worst) Things My Students Said To Me During The First Month of School

Well, I Signed Up For A Half-Marathon

The Moment I Realized That I’m No Longer Growing Up, But An Actual Grown Up

It’s Too Much Work To Be Thin And Attractive

A Single Guy’s Grades Of The 10 Worst First Date Ideas

The Only Thing I Miss About Being Single Are Horrible First Dates

I’ve Had It – I’m Going Old School When It Comes To Dating