Too old for tinder. Too young for Match.
Had a nightmare that I wore jeans on Thursday thinking it was casual Friday. PGP.
The sense of relief you feel when a second tier friend cancels plans. PGP.
Used Groupon on a first date. PGPM
Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads
“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP
Requested PTO to take off last Friday. Manager approved it this morning.
Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.
Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.
Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP