Do you have a Linkedin? PGP.

People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

iOS 10 for me just means receiving 20 cat GIFs a day. PGP.

SEC football was better when I was in college. PGP.

My boss’s solitaire is candy crush. PGP.