Being two cups of coffee and a shit deep before anyone else gets to the office. PGP.

With the interns going back to school, I’m back to being the youngest in the office. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

Thinking about cupping just to get through my workday. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Getting anxiety about all your Outlook flags. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.

Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.